(The intro theme begins!)
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa...
B.F. Sack, Dr. Snare
Look at Très Sheik, he's got flair!
Gary Gourmando, what a cow!
Look, here comes the Tiger now!
Petey is a Peanut Guy
Big Bohemoth's got one eye
Buck Johanson's mighty strong
BIG Sir claims he's long
douja's always smoking pot
Necro Phil says "Cold is Hot!"
Hank's got the 19:50
Grampa's Old Boys, just too nifty!
ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU READY TO GO?
YEAH, ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU READY TO GO?
Strap on your hardhats, there's gonna be a fight
It's Something-or-Other, baby, outta si-yee-i-yee-ight!
(The STWF Girls come out and gyrate scantily to the rhythms of hardcore, block-rockin' power grooves. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about, STWF fans.)